To Everything There is a Season

...A time to be born, a time to die. A time to sow, a time to reap. A time to kill, a time to heal. A time to talk about William Shatner, a time to refrain from talking about William Shatner. Yes, there is actually a time to stop talking about William Shatner (like, for example, when it's time to "get a life"), but that time is not now. Now is the time for all good men and women to write, read, and yak their fool heads off about the greatest thespian of all time, William Shatner. So without further adieu, I am pleased (and mortified) to present the 100% true story of "Me and William Shatner."