What is the difference between gangrene and Lorne Greene?
A. One is really the color green, while the other is not.
B. One died in 1987, while the other will probably exist until the end of life on Earth, as we know it.
C. One is an actor, best known for his role as Ben Cartwright on Bonanza,* while the other is a death of tissue, commonly caused by Clostridium perfringens.
D. One stinks, while the other does not.
E. Both stink; there is no difference.
*Lesser known for his role as Commander Adama, in Battlestar Galactica--a cheap imitation of Captain Kirk in the original Star Trek (played brilliantly, flawlessly, and gut-wrenchingly, by none other than William Shatner).
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