And then one day in 1987, something interesting happened: WLAV, the local rock radio station, announced that...
We interrupt this story about the photo of Me and William Shatner to bring you a special news bulletin: I don’t freaking feel like writing about William Shatner today! In fact, I haven’t felt like writing about William Shatner for FOUR DAYS now, and there’s nothing anyone, including William Shatner, can do about it! No, I haven’t suddenly become a Shatnerphobe or Shatnostic; I am just, for whatever reason, all Shat out at this juncture, and I need some space.* Today I exercise my First Amendment right of Shatner-free speech. Yes, I may be writing his name repeatedly, but you will note that there is not one shred of Shatner-rich content behind it. It’s like diet soda, except it won’t give you cancer, and it’s I-Can’t-Believe-it’s-not-about-William-Shatnerlicious.
*The final frontier.
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