Kardashian Sisters Hit the---WHO CARES??!!!

Ooooo! "Kardashian Sisters Hit the Beach!" Big freakin' headline. Who the f--- cares? I MIGHT read an article or view the pictures if the title were, "Kardashian Sisters Wash Up On Beach." I don't mean "wash up" in the sense of washing themselves with luffa sponges and expensive moisturizing soaps from Bath & Body Works. I mean "wash up" in the sense of sun-bloated, stinking trout carcasses, tangled in seaweed. Anybody have a problem with that? Bring it on!