by Karen Kay Remus
Copyright 2010
All Rights Reserved by the Artist*
Please note: the following greeting cards are printed in black ink, in Times Roman font, on white cardstock, without any decoration whatsoever.
Birthday Card Series (for ages 39 & up)
#1
Outside of card: What's Older than Dirt?
Inside of card: YOU!**
#2
Outside: On this Special Day...
Inside: You Are F*cking ANCIENT
#3
Outside: Happy Birthday!
Inside: You G*ddam Ancient M*ther F*cker
General Greeting Series
#1
Outside: I Hate You!
Inside: (blank)
#2
Outside: I Love You!
Inside: (insert porn photo of self)
#3
Outside: After all these Years...
Inside: You still suck
#4
Outside: (blank)
Inside: GO F*CK YOURSELF!
*If you try to rip me off, believe me: either I or my boy, William Shatner, WILL come after you (with phasers NOT on "stun").
**Just sent this one to older brother. Awaiting reaction.
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I rule.
ReplyDeleteYes, you do. And are hilarious.
ReplyDeletei love this! "after all these years, you still suck".....lol! you are too much karen :D
ReplyDeletelet's send a card to jupiter, maybe she'll get her ass outta the way.....
For those of you who didn't get the last reference above: Jupiter protects Earth from ass-kicking asteroids, & "P" & I think life without Jupiter might be interesting.
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