Dear Bill,
It is a unique blend of intelligence, imagination, and sheer stupidity that allows someone to fall under your spell. You should have a warning label tattooed on your forehead: May cause weird euphoria, addiction, nightmares, nausea, vomiting, and more stupidity. Call a doctor and/or exorcist immediately, if you experience any of the following...(continued on back).
Love,
Karen
PS: My next post will list some of the main ways in which my husband totally kicks your ass. It will include photographic evidence.
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