"Cut to the Chase" Greeting Cards

by Karen Kay Remus
Copyright 2010
All Rights Reserved by the Artist*

Please note: the following greeting cards are printed in black ink, in Times Roman font, on white cardstock, without any decoration whatsoever.

Birthday Card Series (for ages 39 & up)

#1
Outside of card: What's Older than Dirt?
Inside of card: YOU!**

#2
Outside: On this Special Day...
Inside: You Are F*cking ANCIENT

#3
Outside: Happy Birthday!
Inside: You G*ddam Ancient M*ther F*cker


General Greeting Series

#1
Outside: I Hate You!
Inside: (blank)

#2
Outside: I Love You!
Inside: (insert porn photo of self)

#3
Outside: After all these Years...
Inside: You still suck

#4
Outside: (blank)
Inside: GO F*CK YOURSELF!

*If you try to rip me off, believe me: either I or my boy, William Shatner, WILL come after you (with phasers NOT on "stun").

**Just sent this one to older brother. Awaiting reaction.