Dear Bill

Dear Bill,

It is a unique blend of intelligence, imagination, and sheer stupidity that allows someone to fall under your spell. You should have a warning label tattooed on your forehead: May cause weird euphoria, addiction, nightmares, nausea, vomiting, and more stupidity. Call a doctor and/or exorcist immediately, if you experience any of the following...(continued on back).

Love,
Karen

PS: My next post will list some of the main ways in which my husband totally kicks your ass. It will include photographic evidence.