A Coed Writes Her Congressman

by Karen Kay Remus, Copyright 2011


Dear Congressman Wiener,

I am writing you with regard to sexual harassment policies at my university that are not stiff enough...please advise...

Sincerely,
Susie Q. Public


Dear Ms. Public,

Thank you for writing me about the troubling lack of stiffness in your university's policy. First, if it's stiffness you want, look no further than my boxer briefs (see attached photo)...

Sincerely,
Congressman Wiener