[Scene: Waiting room at multi-physician practice. A dorky looking guy (DLG) walks up to one of the receptionists.]
DLG: I am here to see the doctor.
Receptionist: Doctor who?
DLG: HE'S HERE?!
THE END
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Dear Bill
Dear Bill,
It is a unique blend of intelligence, imagination, and sheer stupidity that allows someone to fall under your spell. You should have a warning label tattooed on your forehead: May cause weird euphoria, addiction, nightmares, nausea, vomiting, and more stupidity. Call a doctor and/or exorcist immediately, if you experience any of the following...(continued on back).
Love,
Karen
PS: My next post will list some of the main ways in which my husband totally kicks your ass. It will include photographic evidence.
It is a unique blend of intelligence, imagination, and sheer stupidity that allows someone to fall under your spell. You should have a warning label tattooed on your forehead: May cause weird euphoria, addiction, nightmares, nausea, vomiting, and more stupidity. Call a doctor and/or exorcist immediately, if you experience any of the following...(continued on back).
Love,
Karen
PS: My next post will list some of the main ways in which my husband totally kicks your ass. It will include photographic evidence.
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