More "Cut to the Chase Greeting Cards!"

By Karen Kay Remus
Copyright 2010

Here's the latest batch, hot off the press! These are the cards that Hallmark missed, and now, you can actually ORDER THEM FROM ME, Dear Readers. Just shoot me an email (on my profile), and we'll work out an offer you can't refuse. Please also see my June 30, 2010 post, containing the "Birthday Card" and "General Greeting" series--also available for purchase.

And now, without further adieu, I present for your pleasure, the ALL NEW selection of "Cut to the Chase Greeting Cards, " for when tact just won't cut it....

The "Friends and Lovers" Series

#1
(Outside of card)
I'm so sorry about our fight
(Inside of card)
but you're still wrong
and I'm still right

#2
(Outside)
Let's make up
(Inside)
...a big LIE, and say we're still friends

#3
(Outside)
I'm sorry about our falling out
(Inside)
But I wouldn't be sorry
about your falling out
of a 20th story window

#4
(Outside)
You are my reason for living
(Inside)
BY MYSELF

#5
(Outside)
Without you, I'm nothing
(Inside)
Nothing but smiles

#6
(Outside)
How much do I love you?
(Inside)
Not one damned bit

#7
(Outside)
Thinking of you
(Inside)
Every time I throw up

#8
(Outside)
Something's in the air
(Inside)
Your stench

#9
(Outside)
Without you, I'm a wreck
(Inside)
With you, I'm an even bigger f*cking wreck

#10
(Outside)
There's something about you
(Inside)
That gives me dry heaves

#11
(Outside)
I cannot begin to express
how much I love you
(Inside)
Because I don't

#12
(Outside)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
(Inside)
And you SUCK
on f*cking hot ice!

Love 'em? Hate 'em? Wanna BUY the whole freaking LOT? At the very least, leave me comments, and tell me your faves! PS: Just so you know, Dear Readers. I truly love you more than even Hallmark could say. xoxoxox ~kkr